bagelchips:

shoutout to the kid that whispers the answer to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention

house-elves:

do you ever want to slap yourself in the face because you know you should be doing something productive but instead you choose to sit in front of a laptop for hours on end doing shit that has no beneficial impact on your life and this just happens day after day after day and still you refuse to accept the fact that you have a problem

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adamantwalrus:

shavingryansprivates:

how to paint a squirrel

i dont know what i expected

iphone420:

i hate bugs when im rich and i see a bug in my house im just going to leave and buy a new house

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sexting-inchurch:

mmm no…no

chase!

(Source: poisonparadise)

If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”

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